Love-me-for-me

• me: walking
• cat: hey hi how are you
• cat: you walking here??
• cat: can i just
• cat: get thru rght here
• cat: under your feet
• cat: excuse me make way
• cat: i need to weave myself between your legs
• cat: hey
• cat: WHOA YOU JUST STEPPED RIGHT ON MY FOOT CN YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE WOW WATCH OUT MEOW MEEEOEOOWOWWOE

• In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
• Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
• High School: Please don't write in cursive
• College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
• Job Applications: Please print

My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

• Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
• Sister: You tell him.
• Me: And if he doesn't like you?
• Sister: You kill him.